Step 1: Lay down on the examination/surgical table, swallowing your immense fear.
Step 2: Pour fear sweat so excessively that you leave a butt- and leg-shaped sweat stain, complete with a dry spot where the asshole doesn’t touch.
Step 3: Watch as the doctor shaves your pubes. Remain reclined on top of pubes until procedure is complete.
Step 4: Take photo of the sweat-soaked and pube-cover surgical table to remember this day forever.[Imgur] [h/t @MeredithKachel and @TomnWisdom (whose ball hair and sweat is pictured above)]
Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry